April 1st, 2023
Good day everyone… what you see here is my entire accordion collection, and it’s all for sale. I am asking $500 a piece if you take them all, and I will even throw in world-wide delivery!
That’s right… near to $20,000 worth of accordions yours for the paltry sum of $2500 Canadian dollars, delivered to your home. Act now, supply is limited!
BUT WAIT… There’s more!!!!
Hahaha… Sorry everyone, today is April 1st and OBVIOUSLY I will NOT be selling my collection of accordions!!